Cory, who?

Alien Brain Hemorrhage Shooter

Feel like adding a little X-Files to your drinky? Pour some Peach Schnapps into a shot glass, layer some Baileys on top, then dribble a little Aftershock Red, Blue, and Orange in the middle. The result is a Dali-esque drink that resembles an extraterrestrial dying while having an MRI scan. Before you die, your brain releases tons and tons of endorphins that make you feel a range of emotions. Tragically delicious.

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frietoketchupwithme:

THE ONE WITH LILO. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

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remember that time I tumblr

dewdropzgarden:

Malachite with Shattuckite and Quartz

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poopsydoodle:

Chinese New Year - year of the dragon

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Tennessee Tea Party Wants Slavery Removed From School Textbooks To Make Founding Fathers Look Good

4 die in NYC subway incidents in 24 hours

thebyeol:

GENIE | SNSD 

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anamorph:

m0arcoffee:

yes.

“Do cupcakes make good boyfriends?”

“The sexiest sex to sex after sex”

puggleparadise:

this makes me sick

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DON'T GO HERE: MEGAVIDEO.BZ

timelordlaura:

nessuno:

hoshiko2:

dailyloreena:

STOP. JUST STOP.

You guys are going to get in trouble for going here. It’s a fucking trick.

Read this

guys this is REALLY SUPER IMPORTANT and you SHOULD NOT just pass by this.

DON’T GO TO THIS WEBSITE

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paigeynicole:

my boyfriend is so cute (right) c:
White boy boogie (left)
doworkdaily.net

NEVER FORGET

i don’t understand this whole one direction thing everyone is pissing themselves over

i mean come on now

devastatic:

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